Godfrey says moo, and other things Thaddy told me.

The kitchen broom makes an excellent stick horse.
Spaghetti is best eaten naked.
Every trash can with a lid should be inspected for Oscar.
Footie jammies are appropriate daytime attire.
Bibs are for weiners.
If you want to get out of taking a bath, simply stand up and scream. (Works like a charm.)
Sesame Street makes everything better.
Dad's guitar also makes a good stick horse.
Godfrey says, "Moo."
If you're sitting at the table with a mouthful of broccoli, just appear natural and you'll be let down: